A thought straight from the heart of The Indian Girl in Pyjamas-

Im a Girl,recently married and I will excessively show it off on Facebook-

 I feel my Facebook wall is planning a conspiracy against me.Whenever I open  it I find girls either getting married,taking Pheras,or honeymooning in Kerala or Mauritius with a title- "With my Jaanu".First of all i have this serious disgust for the word “Janu”. It is a modified version of the Urdu word Jaan which means “The life in your soul”. Well come on how many of you who got married are really so deeply in love???I mean do you actually got married to the one you love or was it arranged by some Bua,Maasi,Chaachi or any other aunty in your family?Ok well in case you married the love of your life,probably your college friends already know how many break-ups and patch ups you had.Well what i wish to say is its completely fine if you are expressing your happiness but please avoid the silly pet names you keep for your lover.Don’t tell it to us.We are not really interested.Why do you show off as if you are a natural extrovert?Well agreed you look extremely hot in those shorts near the beaches with Red Choodaas in your hand but are you sure you are wearing them for the sake of your tradition? Because if it had been the case,you would not have been wearing those short jumpsuits as well.So please if you care about your tradition,care for it completely-not in parts.And was it marriage that made you so extrovert?? We have seen you being very protective about your pictures.Has marriage made you so bold??Really?? Express Women.Expression is not bad.Marriage is beautiful but unnecessary showing off your wealth,status or “fake joy” is not just uninteresting but also classless.
After a few days we expect you will be putting your babies’ pictures everywhere,on the cover pic,on the display picture,literally spamming walls.Believe me,once yes it looks good but daily the same things irritate you to the core.
Your pictures are not inspiring anyone.Please don’t live in the delusion that you did something great,infact you are scaring off people by giving them a message that its important to get married without even making your identity in the world. And,and,and adding your husband’s name ,for example- from Kritika Sharma to Kritika Gaurav Sharma doesnt,I repeat DOESN’T show that you love him more.Infact it shows how desperate you were to come out from your own identity and embrace some one else’s. Why didn’t you ever make an attempt to include your Papa’s name on facebook? Has he not made you what you are today??
Better aim at improving and gathering more love in real life rather than garnering likes and comments from random people who never paid heed to your profile when you were unmarried and never wore skimpy clothes!
No offense to anyone,but a tight slap of sarcasm whowant to Show Off rather than Expressing!